You scroll through LinkedIn at 7 AM, coffee still untouched, watching former classmates announce promotions, funding rounds, and keynote speeches. By 7:03, you've mentally calculated exactly how far behind you are in every measurable metric of success. Your university roommate just made partner at thirty-two. Your younger sister owns a house whilst you're still renting. The colleague who started after you now manages the team you're on. Each comparison lands like a small punc